Thank you for everyone's concern!
I am almost back to normal! Well, as normal as I get...
My holiday has been cancelled yet again, as everyone has bailed on me. I am sick of it, so I am now looking to go on *shock, horror* a singles holiday. Or something. I am too small and blonde to go anywhere on my own in safety, so I am looking to go with a group. Any volunteers? Oh, okay then...
The plan is to go trekking or something for a fortnight. Anywhere outside of Europe. The research begins...