I am a local celebrity today, with a rather generous colour article, featuring a crap photo of me, on page 5.
The write-up is fantastically devoid of grammar, and indeed sparse of facts. But the charity thing has got some attention, and I have received cards of congratulations for my efforts. Who'd have thought?
To celebrate, I was lured out of the house with the promise of fish and chips.
Instead, we ended up at KFC, grabbing stuff to take back to middle sister's.
Shattered, so time for bed.
