It was more long-winded than this but here's an overview of our online conversation today.
+Hey baby
-Hey love
+All's okay here in Turkey, how are you?
-Not so great, not sleeping, bad dreams, stressed, sister's flooded, looking for a second job, but am okay.
+Don't change your hair, that picture's lovely!
-Love, that was last December...
+Can I see the Twins?
-No.
+Bye then.
Twat.
