I DID IT!!!
My hair is a few inches shorter than it was this morning, but I now sport an asymmetrical fringe.
A bit of blonde, a touch of blue, a smidge of neon pink and a shitload of turquoise. I feel like I've come home!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
If the hairdresser happens to post a before and after, I'll post it. If not, simply know that I am revelling in mermaid awesomeness right now.