Goodbye eyelash extensions. You've been awesome! I'll miss you immensely.
Sadly, I choose real ones over you to try and slow the incredibly scary virus-induced alopecia. It's not you, honestly. I just need some time to recuperate (and I will, hopefully...).
Maybe later we can hook up again... I'd like to think it'll happen one day.
until then I am going to stay bland and uninteresting. I could never cheat with any other falsies - they just don't compare to you.
Adieu.