17 July 2017 - 10:59 p.m.
Today, I have been bitten, I have been stung, I have been pricked a hundred or more times, bled profusely, and been stabbed through (yes, through) a toe... (By blackthorn. Through the thick sole of my gardening clogs. I felt it 'pop' as my skin gave way - it sounds gross but trust me, that motherfucker hurt so much I couldn't even form a complete expletive for a while... Also, I didn't scream. Go me!)
Nature sure can be fun!
